Izabelle had to 'go potty' for the 17th time before bed and when she came out she was walking weird.
Well, she's been known to smuggle things upstairs in her underwear (??why??)....with such frequency that i know her "i have stuff shoved in my underpants" walk.
Sure enough...she was trying to smuggle....
are you ready?
A SLICE OF BREAD.
in her underwear.
I can't make this shit up.
I asked her why she'd want to eat vagina bread and she just ran off laughing.
:|
